Velocity of a Misused Heart

Apr 19

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

Apr 19

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

Apr 19

vereesa:

reblogging because you can see the two white ladies in the background that just do not understand the joke

Apr 19
imalwayspurelyrandom:

grantaires-bottle:

coffee-teach-wine:

hisnamewasbeanni:

Oh my god, that last one. I’m in love.

Woah - this has almost 100 notes.

Yes. Good. 

My sister is a teacher. I’ve worked as a substitute teacher. This speaks to me.

imalwayspurelyrandom:

grantaires-bottle:

coffee-teach-wine:

hisnamewasbeanni:

Oh my god, that last one. I’m in love.

Woah - this has almost 100 notes.

Yes. Good. 

My sister is a teacher. I’ve worked as a substitute teacher. This speaks to me.

Apr 19

lunefeu:

marina-the-teenage-bitch:

pocketfullofpoetry:

 

i-am-of-asgard:

mindblowingart:

 A girl draw a series of self-portraits after she’d taken LSD

After 15 minutesimage

45 minutesimage

1 hour and 45 minutesimage

2 hours and 15 minutesimage

3 and a haf hoursimage

4 hours and 45 minutesimage

6 hoursimage

6 hours and 45 minutesimage

8 hoursimage

8 hours and 45 minutesimage

9 and a half hoursimage

so when you take LSD you become a goddess 

this is fucking amazing

you understand who you really are

Apr 18

quote First day working with Tom Hiddleston. He is my ideal as an actor: brilliant, reliable, human, decent, open, and friendly. He charmed my daughter as he has charmed me. I think my kid charmed him, too. This is a fellow I could joyfully spend the rest of my career working with. He’s that good and that generous.

Apr 18

seadeepspaceontheside:

Frodo was given a cookie for being dragged across the Shire

He tries. he tries all the time.

Apr 18
andyleighr:

im not giving out any context for this conversation

andyleighr:

im not giving out any context for this conversation

Apr 18

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

Apr 18

tr1angl3:

pixiedust-paycheck:

thranduart:

cosplayadoration:

Hocus Pocus. / Costumes: Castle Corsetry / Models: Birds of Play as Winifred and Sarah Sanderson, Chrissy Lynn as Mary Sanderson & Strange Like That Cosplay as Billy Butcherson / Photographer: Joits Photography 

HNNNNNNNNNNGH

OH SWEET, SWEET LORD YESSS

holy crap

Apr 18
kanenlyons:

gravitationalbeauty:

the northern lights from space  

Its like a cosmic crown on the earth

kanenlyons:

gravitationalbeauty:

the northern lights from space

Its like a cosmic crown on the earth

Apr 18

sexyfemininegoddess:

Everyone knows my blog supports the adult industry BUT ONLY when it is fair !!!  This shit is just that ” SHIT ” !!!  A lot of men objectify women because they are afraid of their own bisexuality and fear women might be taking over what they mistakenly traditionally see as theirs !!!  Many and maybe even most men feel they have to objectify women to retain, in their minds, power just to make it seem like this is really what women are only good for cause they feel threatened so they show off how masculine they think they really are !!!  STUDS ( WTF ) !!!   Not masculine at all !!!  What most men do not realise is that this, in the long run, only hurts them !!!  Hmm …  Imagine if this were the image of a man being sexy ???  It would be ridiculed !!!  Society is partially to blame cause for the most part it values these qualities of being a jerk in males so males feel pressured and conflicted to be this way !!!  It is the year 2014 and men are still not allowed to cry and when men get hurt it is viewed as comic relief !!!  Plus men brag about how many women they fuck, how they hate gay males and would never go to bed with a tarns women when it is all a lie !!!   Men have to change not just women !!!  Also I got news for most men progress will continue and if many men do not stop being assholes they will be the ones losing credibility and JOBS !!!  This video only proves how so many men are a bunch of lost little pathetic scared puppies doing things in secret while presenting this image to make themselves look cool / macho while demeaning women  !!!  Fuck That is Right !!!!

feversdream:

creatureskateboards:

Creature Skateboards would like to introduce you to our newest babe, Keshia Hamlani aka kawaiikeshia.

Shot by fuckyeaheliteonline

I only skate creature decks but man if you guys keep using marketing that objectifies women I won’t support your product anymore.  I’m sick of being marginalized in the skating world as just some piece of meat with tits that pushes around on her board. I’ve been skating for 16 years and the skating world is still a hostile place for me. Fuck that!

Apr 18
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

Apr 18

luciawestwick:

do you remember the scene where Steve shows page from his notebook with all the things he missed while he’d been napping? so, this page is different for Russia. here it is

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moreover, I found another 7 versions.

US page

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UK list

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version for South Korea

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page for France 

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Italian version

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Mexican one

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list for Spain

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quite interesting, isn’t it? let me know if there are other versions)

update! Australian list (via idkvader)

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Apr 18
kittymudface:

thevulcantimelord:

moniquill:

othercat2:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:


droffats-hsoj:


Assets secure.


” You do not have the password…”


keep you bodice safe from ripping with our patented bodice kitten.

Looks like what we have here is a…
[sunglasses]
Boobytrap.



*NSFW* contains boobs and pussy

kittymudface:

thevulcantimelord:

moniquill:

othercat2:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

droffats-hsoj:

Assets secure.

” You do not have the password…”

keep you bodice safe from ripping with our patented bodice kitten.

Looks like what we have here is a…

[sunglasses]

Boobytrap.

*NSFW* contains boobs and pussy